Australia

Two romance novels squeezed into one unbearably long film. Luhrman proves that he is just a romantic Michael Bay, and like Bay, he delivers a few unexpected poignant moments. Kidman delivers one of her most irritating performances and is out-acted by an incredible aboriginal child and Jackman’s impossibly talented torso.

Walkabout

Longtime cinematographer Nic Roeg directs one of the most beautiful films ever shot and introduces the world to the often nude Jenny Agutter and the ever Aboriginal David Gumpilil. Like Salo and Cannibal Holocaust, includes nude teenagers and real animal slaughter. Unlike aforementioned films, it’s visually stunning and emotionally resonant.