Me Before You

Morally gray tale casts Clarke as mother of draggin’ Sam around and candycoats 50 Shades’ message that naïve women can overcome obstacles to love rich handsome men. Cutesy rom-com antics amount to nothing, for once one’s Bond days are done, love, sex, riches and family just aren’t worth living for.

Dracula Untold

Title should burst into flames upon completion of film.  Aside from clashing bat-talions nothing is particularly good, but except for Papa Lannister’s exposition Dance, nothing is terribly bad either.  Well-executed if extremely formulaic and somewhat clichéd origin story even if nobody got their accents right in this game of bones.