Hacked slasher misses its mark as it populates a clever
world concept with an absolute lack of compelling characters or plausible plot.
A creepy killer, like the film, turns out to be just an amusing mask with
nothing of substance underneath. Amusing final button further fails as formula’s
final girl.
Thursday, May 30, 2019
Monday, May 27, 2019
Christopher Robin
Titular character struggles to escape from his adult tedium
in a film that somehow manages to render childhood nostalgia almost as bland as
a dull desk job. Creepy animation only further detaches audience from story
that should tug at heart strings. Overall, an adorable idea full of nothing but
stuffing.
Thursday, May 23, 2019
Mission: Impossible - Fallout
The team reunites to do battle with predictably
unpredictable superman, engaging in nuclear stunts, cleverly woven together
into a cohesive and compelling story. Alarmingly plausible finale intercuts
beautifully with emotional references to prior chapters, though action set
piece antics cruise far above anything that this impossible franchise has done
yet.
Actors & Director:
Alec Baldwin,
Henry Cavill,
Michelle Monaghan,
Rebecca Ferguson,
Simon Pegg,
Tom Cruise,
Ving Rhames
Monday, May 20, 2019
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
‘Fantastic Franchise and How to Make it Tedious: The
Exposition of Everything’ is about as exciting as it’s endless title, an ill
concocted potion that pits a caricaturish Depp against Law, who’s admittedly
brilliant, and perhaps the only shining spark in a not so magical, muggled mess
of a movie.
Actors & Director:
Eddie Redmayne,
Ezra Miller,
Johnny Depp,
Jude Law,
Katherine Waterstron,
Zoe Kravitz
Thursday, May 16, 2019
Captain Marvel
Law and Larson search for Lawson while Jackson and Coulson
add more maleness to the mix in Marv-elle’s embarrassingly late, first
female-centric film. Unfortunately, in this Star-Warsy epic, Brie fails to
bring it despite ample room and support from Annette, bening over backwards to
add depth to a shallow premise.
Actors & Director:
Annette Bening,
Ben Mendelsohn,
Brie Larson,
Clark Gregg,
Jude Law,
Lee Pace,
Samuel L. Jackson
Monday, May 13, 2019
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
Spoiler: what this movie is for the franchise. ‘HTTYD:
Don’t!’ offers beautiful Wall-E-esque sequences which weave in and out of logical
plot holes to ultimately unveil the message that integration is unnatural.
Strange mix of comedic quirk and serious sentiments fails to soar to previous
heights in Train’s shaky caboose.
Actors & Director:
Cate Blanchett,
Christopher Mintz-Plasse,
Gerard Butler,
Jay Baruchel,
Jonah Hill,
Kristen Wiig
Thursday, May 9, 2019
Us
Jordan peels back veneer of privilege and Gets Into the
complex chaos of classist control. Symbolically packed past the rabbit hole’s
full point, the allegorical concepts ultimately rise up to overthrow narrative
logic. Aside from the exactly wrong amount of explanation, Us astonishes with
its moral complexity and occasional comedy.
Actors & Director:
Elisabeth Moss,
Jordan Peele,
Lupita N'yongo
Monday, May 6, 2019
Your Name.
Beautiful visuals converge with an amusing love story into
the double helix that forms the DNA of this complex yet abstract metaphysical
romance. A meteor of emotional meaning crashes into an arguably illogical plot
to create a bizarre new shape that compensates for structural strength with
devastatingly competent artistic energy.
Thursday, May 2, 2019
Dragged Across Concrete
Though the pace periodically drags and the style is rough as
concrete, the film isn’t nearly as painful as its title implies. Impressively
self-indulgent dialog blends beautifully with a plot structure that delights in
bucking its viewers. Less meat than Bone or Brawl, but Gibson’s self-aware performance delivers 100 percent.
Actors & Director:
Don Johnson,
Fred Melamed,
Mel Gibson,
Michael Jai White,
Udo Kier,
Vince Vaughn
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