Friday, August 20, 2010
The Princess and the Frog
Thursday, August 19, 2010
The Informant!
Matt Damon takes a fantastically serious comedic turn in a quirky true-story crime conspiracy. Sodherberg uses his main character’s mind to take the film back to Schizopolis, and for once voiceover works beautifully. Periodically difficult to associate with main character and hard to understand plot, but then, that’s the point.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Thirst
Oldboy director hops onto the vampire bandwagon but misses the memo that the plots are supposed to be terrible. Instead he satisfies every question that Interview left open while providing a visually incredible and simultaneously scary and funny film. Furthermore, injects transfusion of equal parts philosophical query and cinematic mastery.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Poseidon
Monday, August 16, 2010
The Day After Tomorrow
Film that prompted Mayans to predict the catastrophic film, 2012, and from the same director. Shameless pseudo-environmentalist scare film features malevolent window-shattering ice, tanker wall-scaling digital wolves, and the now literally washed up Dennis Quaid. Amidst the unintentional hilarity are bits of unfunny cleverness, involving Mexican border-crossing and librarian book-burning.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Three Kings
Brilliantly comedic serious film beginning with disclaimer that stylistic decisions were intentional. Shifts tone perfectly as Clooney, Wahlberg, and random supporting cast realize gravity of their situation. Sends great message amidst laughs galore. All around excellence helped by Jamie Kennedy, Adaptation’s director, Ice Cube, and two hidden Arrested Development stars.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Strangers on a Train
Another splendid Hitchcock movie featuring phenomenal last performance of Robert Walker. Builds Se7en-esque suspense with an equally demented character but culminates in a disappointingly juvenile plot twist, and fairground fight. Exceptional cinematography with notably deep focus makes up for a few editorial excesses, unless of course you’re a tennis fan.
Friday, August 13, 2010
30 Days of Night
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Capitalism: A Love Story
One Moore crockumentary from the Democratic Limbaugh. This time he makes some legitimate points but again manages to brutally undercut his integrity with shameless editorial manipulation and dependence on emotional pleas. Further hurt by self-indulgent begging for billions and CEO arrest scenes. And the presence of a legitimate actor… Inconceivable!
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
This Film Not Yet Rated
Dick refuses to be censored in this disturbing look at the MPAA. Adequately covers full array of related subjects, from history to controversy to masturbation, but shoots itself in the foot with painfully incompetent private investigators and journalistically disappointing phone call recreations. Ironically undeserving of the NC-17 it got branded.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Role Models
Hybrid of Apatow and Phillips comedic styles puts Rudd alongside Stifler in his first decent Role since Pie. Generally funny with humor stemming from endearing irreverence. Succeeds at building emotional connections but also forsakes them in favor of gotcha jokes. Fairly satisfying plot gets a bit too fantastical towards end.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
Krasinski directs scatter-brained male perspective on female perspective on minds of men. Equal parts disorienting and unsatisfying randomness and ingeniously edited intercut conversation montages. Performances are all-around satisfactory but not impressive with exception of MacGruber’s strange serious turn and Dominic Cooper’s brilliantly dark argument. Excellent monologues galore tied together poorly.
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Kick-Ass
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
George Michael vs. Anne (Bland), Superman, and Human Torch in stylized masterpiece from Edgar ‘Shaun’ Wright. Cera gives depth to his usual character. Uses incredible stylization to compliment, not replace, content but periodically goes too far. Struggles to top opening fights and premature Evans introduction but still manages admirably. Epic!
Friday, August 6, 2010
Black Dynamite
This is the film that beat Planet Terror in track in high school in the 70s. Perfect homage to Blaxploitation genre. Avoids Rodriguez parody or Tarantino tedium. Jokes are consistently spot-on and direction of racism is impossible to pinpoint. Every aspect of film feels totally genuine, including Watchmen-outdoing nunchaku Nixon.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Planet Terror
Rodriguez succeeds where Tarantino fails with film that both pays homage to the genre and is enjoyable to watch. Missing reel gag is absolutely brilliant, as is casting of celebrities in terrible roles. The effects get better as they get worse, and the performances are brilliantly bad. Terrifically funny flick.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Death Proof
Tarantino realizes that people love his table talk, and seriously over-obliges to everyone’s dismay . Succeeds masterfully at creating an uninteresting and seemingly poorly made film. Closing car chase and reappearance of Russell are film’s saving graces, though it’s depressing that this is worse than many of his early films.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009)
Monday, August 2, 2010
Gladiator
Archetypal epic and honeymoon of Crowe-Scott marriage. Beautiful cinematography, impressive action, genuine performances, and brilliant script lend to creation of an excellent film. Moments of Baby Scott style editing detract mildly but not enough to mar this masterpiece. So inherently good, for once even Scott’s director’s cut couldn’t improve it.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
The Invention of Lying
Gervais finds the screenwriting pot-of-gold with this brilliant high-concept premise and then tosses it in the crapper, with alarmingly unclever story. Toes line of controversy but avoids leaping into it and disappoints with a disappointingly (and literally) Deus Ex Machina conclusion. All-star comedic supporting cast cannot support this film enough.