Terminator Genisys

Cynematic 3^rd attempt to abort brilliant franchise nearly succeeds by mechanically tampering with original storyline. Arnold proves just how horrifying being back can be while a pair Clarkes can’t convey Connors convincingly. Inexplicable temporal geography loses characters and viewers alike, and leaves only the wish to go back two hours.

Sausage Party

Overstocked with shock, Rogen’s grocery story is a pun-ishingly biting satire of faith, religion and world culture. From start to finish, Party is stuffed with deliciously satisfying vocal performances. Maybe mis-packaging as a giant dick joke prompted refined viewers to shelve the product, when really it’s well worth checking out.

Passengers

Lost in Spaihts follows non-perishable humans who spoil as a result of dialog almost as over-explanatory as the trailers. 2^nd Lawrence’s Eventual arrival marks Horizontal shift from originality to cliché. 1/3 of a good concept should’ve prompted a studio ‘Pass’ but instead we learn that male entitlement can save mankind.