Saturday, May 30, 2015
Still Alice
Moore provides the only memorable part of a film whose title
is better suited to paralysis than dementia.
Baldwin serves as Alice’s steady (30) rock, while Stewart provides
additional support, helping her mother weather her twilight years. Unfortunately this touching Alzheimer’s PSA is
unable to overcome its degenerative story deficit.
Actors & Director:
Alec Baldwin,
Julianne Moore,
Kristen Stewart
Thursday, May 28, 2015
Mad Max: Fury Road
Mel’s missing from post-apocalypto chase extravaganza, but
Tom fills (at least one of) his shoes admirably. Hard-E wanders the wasteland silently for one
act before shedding his Bane mask and joining the glorious insanity. Extensive dark night aside, proof that for
Maximum results, studios should let their directors go Mad.
Actors & Director:
Charlize Theron,
George Miller,
Nicholas Hoult,
Tom Hardy,
Zoe Kravitz
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Big Hero 6
If Ghostbusters had imagined Stay Puft in an Iron Man suit…
Fun fighting for kids, tragically exempt from Marvel-verse. Many plot points and character evolutions appear
out of nowhere, perhaps plucked through the Stargate. Comedy?
Scott ads it. Incredible
microbots and sprawling San Fransokyo mark the film’s most original concept.
Actors & Director:
Alan Tudyk,
James Cromwell,
Maya Rudolph,
Scott Adsit,
T.J. Miller
Sunday, May 24, 2015
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Hobbit: Worst of Six Movies has pacing problems of a battle
where everyone has different length legs.
Overly simple de-Smaugging followed by over-complex and under-featured
impromptu battle over nothing. Jackson
forgets most series characters (and G-rated tone) and executes the others. Meanwhile a bearatrooper drops in while
Legolas gets stoned/high.
Actors & Director:
Benedict Cumberbatch,
Cate Blanchett,
Christopher Lee,
Hugo Weaving,
Ian Holm,
Ian McKellen,
Lee Pace,
Luke Evans,
Martin Freeman,
Orlando Bloom,
Peter Jackson,
Stephen Fry
Friday, May 22, 2015
Whiplash
Teller channels Zuckeisenberg in Mad About Sports home-life and
plays pouty percussionist Peter Parker getting pounded into pulp at J.K. Jonah
Genius’ School for Masochistic Musicians.
Incredible performances from both crass comic movie veterans. Never have character beats been so literally
and perfectly executed in one bloated but brilliant finale.
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Exodus: Gods and Kings
After Jewish Bale is exiled for refusing to wear the family
eyeliner, he rises out of dark desert night then enlists the aid of kinderGods
and Kingsleys (just there managing Moses’ list) and sits back to passively
enjoy a mediocre effects orgy crafted by Ridley Demille’s VFX crew of
thousands!
Actors & Director:
Ben Kingsley,
Ben Mendelsohn,
Christian Bale,
Ewen Bremner,
Joel Edgerton,
Ridley Scott,
Sigourney Weaver
Monday, May 18, 2015
Lucy
The Transcender. Besson
goes Luc-y goosey in wacky attempt to incept Nikita into Earth Odyssey.
Freeman delivers expansive expository pseudo-scientific excrement and is
punished by having to watch someone else play God. Scarlett uses 10% of her talent to deliver
poorly evolved performance. Story falls
apart even before she does.
Actors & Director:
Luc Besson,
Morgan Freeman,
Scarlett Johansson
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