A VFX army delivers Hollywood’s digital flower in The Jungle
of Pi, thoroughly burning location shooting to the ground. Mowgli meanwhile rejects admittance to the
man club, choosing instead to be wooed by Her and kidnapped by Deerhunter Kurtz
(Christopher Swingen) before ignoring wise feline wisdom and stumbling to
victory.
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Monday, April 25, 2016
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Useless Wayne cleverly finds fault in Man of Steel’s
failings, so after some batmanipulation from Mark Jokerburg and a franchise
Flash-forward, he does the 300 workout and borrows Bridges’ Iron Man suit.
Fortunately, Martha Martha Martha brings the Justice Bunch together. Wonder-Why-I’m-Here
Woman arrives in time for ludicrous laser-light show.
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