Soaped up space opera lets solid sci-fi ideas slip through
the matrix as it juggles too much spectacle.
Mike’s Magic shoes send him soaring around in superficial circles while
queen bee Kunis bats her eyes ad infinitum. Intergalactic humans fall for Aliens ending as everything combusts in a murky mess.
Monday, June 13, 2016
Thursday, June 9, 2016
Spectre
Chicken little was right.
The sky has fallen, and though Bond landed on a couch, everything else
was reduced to rubble. That includes the
narrative, the world, the supporting characters, and even the franchise
staples. Indecipherable conspiracy,
mediocre action, and tonal tedium culminate with an inglorious villain who frankly
blows.
Actors & Director:
Ben Whishaw,
Christoph Waltz,
Daniel Craig,
Lea Seydoux,
Naomie Harris,
Ralph Fiennes,
Sam Mendes
Monday, June 6, 2016
Crimson Peak
Peak marks Del Toro’s all time low, sinking even deeper than
its Pacific predecessor. Hiddleston
steals the show as he struggles between the chaste and the Chastain. Meanwhile Mia navigates fifty shades of red
with guidance by visually spectacular specters who do nothing for the narrative.
A big bloody mess.
Actors & Director:
Guillermo Del Toro,
Jessica Chastain,
Mia Wasikowska,
Tom Hiddleston
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