Decimus vs. Bateman in a western battle of the badass. Faithfully recreates classic western feel with enough jokes and explosions to keep today’s crowd happy. Fonda, Foster, and Tudyk add to the mix, but more amazing than their performances, is their survival of a set with both Bale and Crowe.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
3:10 to Yuma (2007)
21 Grams
Title refers to the amount of extra brain tissue needed to fully comprehend this film. Basically, take a shotgun to a good drama and treat the falling confetti as a shooting script. Seemingly random non-chronology proves intensely clever on second viewing. Brilliant performances from lead players solidify film’s emotional power.
Heaven Can Wait (1943)
Ernst falls a little bit short with this one. It’s a less wonderful ‘Wonderful Life,’ in which the supernatural bookends function as a gimmick to justify a bland story. Great dialogue saves the film, which could be compared to ‘Citizen Kane,’ if only for the quality of its aging makeup.
Friday, February 26, 2010
New York, I Love You
Vastly inferior to Parisian predecessor. Portrays the whitest, most uninteresting New York imaginable. Features a phenomenal performance from first time actor, Shia LaBeouf, and an out-of-place mainstream segment from Brett Ratner. Portman directs better than she acts in this one. Mostly destroyed by ill-conceived attempt to intertwine tonally disparate storylines.
Coraline
Interesting clay-mation/digital hybrid takes full advantage of 3-D technology. Story transforms irritatingly from simple fairytale to intensely convoluted horror story far removed from logic. Suffers from complicated book adaptation syndrome. Excellent film for simultaneously scaring girls and producing fetishes in boys. Features the creepiest porcelain spider woman since Toy Story.
The Dead Zone
Movie inferior even to the show it spawned. Compelling moments and interesting premise strung together by ineffective episodic plotline. Walken delivers decent performance from the confines of a character who becomes increasingly irritating as he squanders an incredible skill. Abnormally normal for Cronenberg but a perfect qualitative representation of King.
Surrogates
In a world of wrinkle-free Joan Rivers robots, Bruce Willis’ rugged good-looks go totally unappreciated. Brilliant dystopic premise tanked by horribly convoluted plot. Beats the viewer over the head with the message that real people are really really really ugly. Mediocre dialogue and neck-pouch-free world will appeal to George Lucas.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Shutter Island
Scorsese finally proves that ‘no,’ he doesn’t only make good movies. Interesting continuity editing lets Dicaprio showcase ability to spontaneously change position of props, facial expressions, and entire body between camera angle cuts. Insanely flawed story reflects loyalty of film to source material. Decent film if zero thought is applied.