Arcade world explodes outward, but moral message narrows for
a cautionary tale about over-controlling friendships, in sharp contrast to the
out of control online universe. Brilliant allusions to reality, a perfect
peppering of product placements and an exemplary exploitation of Disney’s dynasty
effectively fix up a wreck of a plot.
Thursday, January 31, 2019
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Actors & Director:
Alan Tudyk,
Alfred Molina,
Gal Gadot,
Jane Lynch,
John C. Reilly,
Sarah Silverman,
Taraji P. Henson
Monday, January 28, 2019
Bohemian Rhapsody
Rami rises royally to render Rhapsodic Mercy, raising the
temperature of otherwise lukewarm Bohemian band-flick. Self-absorbed cinematic
stylistic decisions clash with Freddie’s eccentric ease, as the film queerly
contorts the timeline to find formulaic narrative while straightening out star’s
personal life to satisfy censors he’d have scorned. Then Live Aid.
Actors & Director:
Bryan Singer,
Mike Meyers,
Rami Malek,
Tom Hollander
Thursday, January 24, 2019
The Favourite
A Clockwork Lyndon applies Lanthimos’ self-aware style to an
otherwise conventional albeit hilarious premise to shockingly entrancing effect
despite a seemingly stroke-slowed final act. All About Emma features animalistic
actresses wigging out wonderfully amidst sea of wigged men while wielding
wickedly smart dialog that feels equal parts Shakespeare and Sorkin.
Actors & Director:
Emma Stone,
Nicholas Hoult,
Olivia Colman,
Rachel Weisz,
Yorgos Lanthimos
Monday, January 21, 2019
Bird Box
Bullock grasps Gravity of sightless situation as she
struggles to accept children in The Even Blinder Side. Exceptionally eclectic
cast gather in not so Quiet Place, instead filling it with clunky backstories
while working out what’s Happening. Though the premise is outside the box, the
payoff is for the birds.
Actors & Director:
Jacki Weaver,
John Malkovich,
Lil Rey Howery,
Machine Gun Kelly,
Sandra Bullock,
Sarah Paulson,
Susanne Bier,
Tom Hollander,
Trevante Rhodes
Thursday, January 17, 2019
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
An innovative advance in cinematic form that cleverly curls
back on itself simultaneously granting unprecedented audience involvement while
mocking how little this actually matters. Or an ill-conceived attempt to pander
to the video-game crowd, leaning on the illusion of infinite options to
compensate for a pseudo-intellectual subpar plot. You choose.
Actors & Director:
David Slade,
Fionn Whitehead,
Will Poulter
Monday, January 14, 2019
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Spine-tinglingly sensational cinematic experience weaves a
wonderful alternate world where ground-breaking arachnimation, comic comedy, and
philosophical depth can co-exist simultaneously, and even as the brilliantly genre-bending
cast of characters struggle to thwart trans-dimensional fusion they introduce
our less-advanced reality to futuristic concepts like… genuine diversity, moral
ambiguity, and increased spider-sensitivity.
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Actors & Director:
Bryan Tyree Henry,
Chris Pine,
Hailee Steinfeld,
Jake Johnson,
Lake Bell,
Liev Schrieber,
Lily Tomlin,
Mahershala Ali,
Nicholas Cage,
Oscar Isaac,
Zoe Kravitz
Thursday, January 10, 2019
Vice
Bale’s Dick and Rockwell’s Bush don’t rock well enough to bail
out Mckay’s Big concept which falls Short as present day politics Anchor down one
Man’s character study. Stylistically opposed of its titular character, Vice’s
vice is its reliance on heavy-handed set-pieces to set up its inherently
obvious unitary message.
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Actors & Director:
Adam McKay,
Amy Adams,
Christian Bale,
Eddie Marsan,
Jesse Plemons,
Naomi Watts,
Patricia Clarkson,
Sam Rockwell,
Shea Whigham,
Steve Carrell,
Tyler Perry
Monday, January 7, 2019
Mary Poppins Returns
Poppins attempts to recreate not innovate, generating a
super-fragile remake, riding original not to highest heights, but down the drain
despite Hamilton’s de-light-ful dedication. After a kite-flying, hover-nanny throwback,
two-way Streep sends the story backwards, then banker-ex-machina cameos in for a
patched-together pace-stopper of a conclusion that… ends… up… boring!!!!!
Actors & Director:
Ben Whishaw,
Colin Firth,
Emily Blunt,
Emily Mortimer,
Lin-Manuel Miranda,
Meryl Streep,
Rob Marshall
Thursday, January 3, 2019
Aquaman
DC Drowns Collosally as Conan the Aquarian succumbs to pier-pressure
in this fishy farce, blunting each plot point to maximum dullness lest they acci-trident-ally
poke more holes in a story that already barely holds water. Drogo and Crimson
Heard have so little chemistry that even adding H2O isn’t a solution.
Actors & Director:
Amber Heard,
Dolph Lundgren,
James Wan,
Jason Momoa,
Nicole Kidman,
Patrick Wilson,
Willem Dafoe
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